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VINYL ORGANISATION : WHEN WEIRDNESS STRIKES PT.2

I explained how weirdness can be evoked during Part 1 of this Rambling feature. This time, I want to explain how weirdness is manifested. At least in my own case. It’s a variant that I’ve yet to see in others or hear about on social media or hear claimed aloud in recent medical journals

Last time, I talked about this weirdness and how it had taken a physical form via my vinyl collection. I also talked about the carrier of my weirdness, my Kallax collection. IKEA has a lot to answer for (in a Swedish accent), especially when I seem to have as many Kallax shelves as I do vinyl records. 

So what is it then? What’s going on? What’s this ‘weirdness’ thing all about then?

VINYL ORGANISATION : WHEN WEIRDNESS STRIKES PT.2

I blame Christmas (obvious when you know, eh?)

As a kid, I loved Christmas and I loved the magic of it. I loved the multi-coloured lights, the tinsel, the brightly-lit shop windows in a winter darkness, the corny pop tunes, the classic carols, carol singers, singers who happened to be named Carol and the expectation of the event and the other-worldly feeling during the time itself and the differences it brought.

In my family’s case that meant Morecambe & Wise (oh, how I miss them), a rare game of family Monopoly, home-made trifle and Black Forest Gateau and the amazingly rare sight of half a tin of Salmon as part of a post-roast dinner salad. A particular cultural delight that was carefully divided into small morsels and divided (unevenly, kids got less) amongst us all. I didn’t know whether to eat my small bundle of tinned Salmon or frame it.   

VINYL ORGANISATION : WHEN WEIRDNESS STRIKES PT.2

I still get the buzz now that I’m a big kid. I still believe in Father Christmas. I still get a buzz when I see the lights reflecting in dangling Christmas decorations and I still take visceral pleasure in replying to American friend’s soggy “Happy Holidays” with a loud and hearty, “Merry Christmas!” And startling callow youths at Sainsbury’s checkouts with the same.

And I love presents. I love buying, wrapping and giving presents. And I love to receive them too. It’s the surprise. It’s the not knowing. It’s the delight of the unwrapping. It’s the wonder and the magic of the thing.   

VINYL ORGANISATION : WHEN WEIRDNESS STRIKES PT.2

That. All of that. All of what you see above. All of it. Can be applied to my vinyl collection and the organisation of the same.

How?

When I discuss vinyl on social media. Wherever it is. There will come a time when the notion of organisation rears its ugly head. 

“How,” they ask with a little trepidation, “How do you organise your vinyl, then?”

Upon which the usual chatter flows forth. What you normally get is a combination of well-worn themes. 

One user will organise his vinyl alphabetically. Now I’ve seen Amazon sell black plastic dividers covering the entire alphabet for around £40. You can also get the same for 7” singles and CDs too for lower.

The Koeppel Design wooden dividers are very expensive but rather beautiful (https://koeppeldesign.com/products/horizontal-a-z-record-divider-stencil). I’m sure I’ve reviewed them in the past. Never got to keep them, though. Had to give them back after the review. More’s the pity. 

Other vinyl fans will organise their vinyl in different ways. They’ll initially separate by genre and then alphabetise within each genre. 

I’ve heard some people organise by decade: 60s, 70s, 80s, etc. If they’re a mad fan of a few groups, they might organise by those groups and then, within the group material, go alphabetically or by year and then dump the rest of their collection together and go by the alphabet there.

You can see a logic in all of the above, can’t you? It makes sense. 

I do things differently. My method of organisation is this.

VINYL ORGANISATION : WHEN WEIRDNESS STRIKES PT.2

I don’t. 

That’s right, I purposely do not organise my vinyl. If I see a naturally evolving collection of vinyl popping up then I’ll go in there and separate them and distribute them all over my other shelves. 

Why? Because I love surprises. I love the whole, “Oh wow, I forgot I had this one!” feeling. It’s a thrill. I love the not knowing what will appear next. I love the variety too.

That’s inherent in my personality. Variety. I hate ruts (the state of being not the punk band). I hate too much regularity. It’s why I’m a freelance journalist. I could never do an office/desk job. I’d die of depression within three weeks, if I did.

VINYL ORGANISATION : WHEN WEIRDNESS STRIKES PT.2

That variety is another key factor in my vinyl (dis)organisation. I’m not the kind of guy who says, “I’m in the mood for 80s indie today!” I’m the sort who says, “OK, whaddya got? Give me your best shot!” I love the contrasts I get when running through one Kallax ‘cube’ at a time. And incidentally, that’s the only order I follow. If you can even count that as ‘order’.

I start on the top left cube, work left to right then head for the far left on the second line down. And so on from there. 

And yes, it means I can’t locate a specific album if I need it. The one downside. But it’s a small price to pay because, in my listening room, it’s Christmas every day.

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4 Comments

  • Reply
    Bob C
    14th September 2021 at 5:09 pm

    I bought my first LP at radio Shack in the early 60’s, back then I had an old FADA radio / phono tabletop setup that I recsued from the trash. I replaced the turntable with a better one I found in another pile of trash, bought a new stylus and i was off and running. I came back from Korea with an AR turntable, Sansui receiver, speakers a dozen or more LP’s I bought at the PX.

    I was working in Cambridge on Binney street and every Friday I’d go home by way of Lechmere Sales and pick up a few new albums. Within a few years I had about 6ft worth of records and decided it was time to organize them. I bought a kit with adhesive labels and a rubber stamp with 6 rows of movable characters so I could assign a designation to each album, for instance AA0106 meant cabinet A – shelf A – album 0106. I then wrote out an index card with the album title, band etc on it with the new album number and filed those in a box, I made out a separate card for bands that listed each album and it’s number.

    I kept that up till I got over 700 albums and than just gave up on it when CD’s came out. I still have those labled albums in a 42″ two shelf record cabinet I built in the late 80’s plus a 4ft shelf that sits under the flat screen TV with the power amps on it. The record shelf is where the preamp, cd player, DAC and turntable live.

    I just browse through thousands of cds’s and records to decide what i want to play, the chance of finding a specific album is decidedly not good. I have put a lot of the cd’s onto a computer using Swinson and can access them with my keyboard and play them through the DAC; that makes it easy to find specific tracks because I can just search the 9,000 tracks and find what i want. Playing records still means I have to get up so that just doesn’t happen much these days – old knees do not like getting up and down to flip records.

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      Paul Rigby
      14th September 2021 at 6:23 pm

      Ah, tell me about knees. I could write another feature just on knees. But hey, I’m seriously impressed with your organisational precision on that early initial organisation vinyl thing, Bob. Many thanks for sharing your memories.

  • Reply
    Phil Anderson
    26th September 2021 at 8:06 pm

    I like your philosophy! Random surprises are indeed delightful.

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